you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
Me talking to my parents
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THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
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those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen
*leans in for a kiss accidentally burps and throws up in ur mouth* luv u babe
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when attractive people have low standards
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who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
If you can rock a beanie , you can rock me in bed
do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me
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